Showing posts with label Chretien. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chretien. Show all posts

Tuesday, 20 June 2023

No-one need be spared

 The beach at Baida fil-Einek was short and wide and had pristine white sand in a rough oval contained by the sea and limestone escarpments.  The waves were small and gentle and the beach quite gradual which would have made it ideal for parents and children.  The sun was pretty much exactly overhead and the sky was a deep azure that was common for much of the summer.  The heat wasn’t yet at its worst, but it was hot enough to make the sea look increasingly inviting.

At the back of the beach, dug into the escarpment so that yellow-white limestone, marred here and there by blue-green lichen, overhung the terrace, was a cafĂ©.  Expensive designer chairs were set cautiously around equally expensive tables; no table had more than three chairs at it, and the chairs were always spaced as far apart as possible.  Two of the tables were occupied other than Chretien’s: one had the Minister of Finance in deep conversation with suited men who Chretien did not recognise, and the other had one of the two Ministers of the Interior sat with her Deputy.  Potted plants were laid between the tables to form sound baffles; Chretien could see, if a little indistinctly, the people at the other tables, but their conversations were murmurs at most.  Occasionally a word might escape the maze of greenery and fall into his ears but rarely enough that they were essentially meaningless.

He sipped a non-alcoholic cocktail and tapped at the iPad nestled in his lap.  Messages from the security details for both Ministers present were updating in real time.  Soon he learned that the Minister of the Interior had been coming here with each of her Deputies all week under the pretence of conducting performance reviews and that the Finance Minister had declined to update his security detail with any more information than that he was meeting important foreigners.

“Corruption as usual,” murmured Chretien to himself.  He touched the button on the top edge of the iPad to turn it off and sipped his drink again.  The sea produced more noise than the other conversations and he rather liked the soft rushing of the tiny waves breaking on the beach and the lacy patterns of foam they created.  Each design lasted mere seconds before breaking up and fading away, but there was always another to replace it.

The iPad lit up briefly; a new message had arrived to tell him something banal about European football results.  He noted only that the first team was AC Milan; this meant that Mahrie im-Mantis, Mistress of the Treasury, was arriving for their scheduled meeting.  Twenty-five minutes late, but a lack of punctuality was one of the hallmarks of the im-Mantis family.  He walked inside, carrying his drink, and when he returned holding two drinks he found Mahrie approaching the terrace across the white sands.

He returned to his table, where the iPad was now discretely tucked in at the side of his chair, and set the drinks down.

Mahrie was short and dressed as though she were taller.  Despite everything her tailor attempted her skirt was too long and too heavy for the heat, her blouse was overbroad in the shoulders and her chest was flatter than she wanted it to be.  She had a green jacket slung over her arm and a black leather handbag dangled from her fingers and she gave the impression of having learned how to dress from a book.

“Cretin,” she said.  She never bothered to use Chretien’s actual name and barely even bothered to look at him now; her eyes were on the drink.  “Did William make this?”

“Yes,” said Chretien as she called out to the barman loudly, ignoring him and drowning his response.

“William?  Did you make this?”

When the affirmative reply came from the bar, muffled by the plants and seating arrangements, she sat and tasted it.  Her lips pursed a little; Mahrie im-Mantis only really liked Champagne and so had all other alcoholic drinks made equally as acidic.

“Why are we meeting here?” she said.  She met Chretien’s gaze briefly then looked away again.  She clearly disliked him but all of his attempts to find out what the cause was had met dead ends.

Chretien placed the stained envelope containing the demands that Allabar im-Mantis had refused on the table in front of her, and then took a clear plastic case from his pocket and set that down next to it.  Her son’s shrivelled finger was nestled inside it in cotton wool.

“Qasqar’s finger?”  She sneered and returned to her drink.

“The demands in the letter are quite clear,” said Chretien.  While Allabar refused to read almost everything his ex-wife was compulsive about gathering information.  “Allabar has provided his response.  I am curious only if you have anything to add.”

“I agree with Allabar that the perpetrators of this crime need to be found and brought to justice,” she said.  “The Fort is appropriate.  Other than that, I do not see why we are meeting here.”

Chretien sat back and tasted his drink.  The barman had topped it up with water so that it looked fresh; now, diluted, it was less pleasant.  The Mistress of the Treasury looked at him after the silence drew out to a surprising level, and then she looked around more carefully.

“Ah,” she said.  “I see that Mehrab is here, with people I have not been informed about.  This… finger is a pointer, isn’t it, little Cretin?  You think you’re so clever, so sneaky, and yet all I have to do is ask a question and I find the answer.”  She sipped her drink; despite seeming to only sip the glass was already half-empty.  “I can replace you any time I like, Cretin.  You’re only still here because my hus— ex-husband — finds you useful.  You should remember that.”

“My concern,” said Chretien, “is simply to ask if your ex-husband should be advised against his current course of action.  Such advice would carry more weight if it came from an office equal to his own.”  It was, he reflected, nice to be able to use proper words instead of having to choose from a restricted list more suited to tabloid newspapers.

“You are not to tell him that I want anything other than what I just said!” Mahrie’s reply was as fast as a striking snake.  She was now watching her Finance Minister, moving her head this way and that to try and get a better view of the people he was entertaining.  “I want Qasqar revenged and that is it.”

“The letter is quite clear that they may attempt to harm Qasqar again if no ground is given,” said Chretien.

“Empty threats.”

“They have managed to show signs of competence.”  Chretien rubbed his hands together beneath the table.  Playing mental chess was certainly more interesting than listening to the blunt stupidities of Allabar im-Mantis but, he reflected, it would be nice if sometimes he could just be blunt with Mahrie.  Bluntness however reminded her of her ex-husband and made her recalcitrant. 

“Rubbish!  Qasqar was stupid and paid the price.  You’ve increased his security?  You’ve certainly increased mi— ah, Mehrab is getting up!”  She half-rose, hesitating until the Minister of Finance had gone inside.  “Don’t wait for me.”

Chretien set his still-mostly-full drink aside and picked up the iPad.  He waited until he heard hints of Mahrie introducing herself to Mehrab’s companions and then unlocked it.  He opened the browser and went to a bookmarked page, selecting an article from it seemingly at random and then sent an encrypted message containing only the link.  To all intents and purposes it looked like he was simply commenting on the outcome of a chess tournament in Las Vegas.  The coded message, to those who understood the code, was simply no-one need be spared.

Tuesday, 13 June 2023

Choosing sides

 “What is the meaning of this?”

Allabar im-Mantis held up a red-stained envelope in one hand and then, with a disdain that his advisor could only envy, the middle finger of his only son.  The finger had been neatly amputated from the man’s hand and the stump end had dried and shrivelled somewhat.

“A demand,” said Chretien, im-Mantis’s advisor-without-portfolio, “and a middle finger.  I expect you’re supposed to take it metaphorically, though the fact it comes from your son would seem to make it less offensive that you would otherwise expect.”

“What?  Speak normally!”  Allabar had spent much of his adult life spending money that, strictly speaking, wasn’t his, and he had enjoyed it.  He was obese, struggled to get in and out of bed by himself, and got short of breath just walking from one office to another.  He travelled everywhere in a bullet-proof limousine and was growing steadily more fearful of the world around him.  He was also getting steadily more impatient with everyone and everything.

“It’s both a warning and an insult,” said Chretien.  He waited for im-Mantis to think about that.

“I get the insult,” said Allabar testily.  “I think I can see when someone’s giving me the middle finger!”

“This is your son’s middle finger,” said Chretien.  He waited again, resisting the urge to drum his fingers on the folder of paperwork he was carrying.

“My son wouldn’t dare give me the middle finger!”

Chretien nodded.  “And that is the insult, Sir.  Your son is, if you like, being forced to give you the middle finger.”

“Bah!”

“And it is s-also a warning,” said Chretien, narrowly avoiding saying ‘simultaneously’.  “That if you do not take the demand in the letter seriously then your son might come to more harm.”

“Where is the little idiot?”  Allabar looked around the long, narrow office as though expecting Qasqar to be hiding beneath a desk or in a cupboard.  Chretien allowed himself a tiny smile at the thought that if Qasqar were here he would almost certainly be trying to hide from his father.  “Why have I only got his finger?”

“Qasqar is still at the hospital,” said Chretien.  He had received a report an hour earlier from one of Qasqar’s security guards that the man was refusing to leave until he was certain his father had calmed down.  “I believe they are dealing with his… injury.”

“They’d better be regrowing his damn finger!  Why’s it taking so long?”

“I have no idea,” said Chretien.  “I can ask for an upda—“

“Leave it!  What is this demand about?”

Chretien nodded again, mostly to himself.  He had expected Allabar’s concern for his son to last for less time than it had.  “As you have read yourself,” he said, knowing that Allabar rarely took the time to read things, “the letter is a demand for changes in the way the country is run.”

“I’m not stepping down!”

“Quite.  In fact, the demands are more about socio-political policies, and the release of Jacques Humtaine from prison.”

“Absolutely not!” Allabar’s face reddened.  “He conspired against me!  And he’s still not told us who his conspirators are.  He can stay there and rot for all I care.”

“And the policies?” Chretien didn’t bother trying to explain the demands as he was sure what Allabar’s response would be.

“Nothing doing!”  Allabar glared about the office as though still trying to find his son hiding somewhere.  “I’m giving in to nothing.  Double the security on Qasqar and myself and find out how they managed to get to him.  And then have the people who let it happen sent to the Fort.”

“I have already taken the liberty of increasing security about you and your family,” said Chretien.  Allabar im-Mantis was separated, officially, from his wife but had been unable to remove her as Mistress of the Treasury and so some of his everyday frustration came from their sniping at each other as they attempted to run the country.  “However, I cannot send Qasqar to the Fort.”

“Of course you can’t!  I didn’t tell you to, I told you to send whoever failed to protect him!”

“That would be he himself, Sir.  He dismissed his security guards, went to the Hotel Amadeo, and drank heavily there.”

“So blame someone in the hotel.”  Allabar stamped over to a window and stared out of it.  Chretien shifted uncomfortably where he was standing; the window actually offered a view of the Hotel Amadeo and he wasn’t sure if Allabar knew that or it was just chance.  “They have security themselves, don’t they?”

“They do,” said Chretien.  He had spent several hours earlier that day reviewing the security cameras in the hotel, and talking to the guards and the barstaff.  “Unfortunately the incident cannot be placed with them.”

“Of course it can!  Just make something up!”

Chretien sighed.  “Sir,” he said firmly, “your son was alone in a locked bathroom when he was assaulted and his finger removed.  Everyone, and I mean everyone, did everything they could to keep him safe and he still managed to lose a finger.  The only person I can reasonably blame here is Qasqar.  His security guards would have joined him in the bathroom if they had been there.”

Allabar turned away from the window and Chretien noticed that the reddening of his face had increased and his neck was almost purple.

“Make.  Something.  Up.”

“I see,” said Chretien.  “Yes, I shall do that.”  Privately he decided that he would make up having made something up.  Allabar rarely checked unless there was money involved.

“At last,” said Allabar.  His shoulders sank a little as though he were relaxing.  “I don’t know why I keep you around, Cretin.  Sometimes you’re as bad as Mahrie.”

Chretien said nothing.  Allabar often called him ‘cretin’ and occasionally told him it was just a little joke between old friends.

“Laugh.”

Chretien forced a laugh that might have been a cough.

“This is boring,” said Allabar.  He dropped the letter and the finger on a nearby desk.  “Find out who’s behind this and put them in the Fort.  And quickly, I don’t want to have to see security guards everywhere I go.”

“Indeed,” said Chretien impassively.  “There is the small matter of other paperwork—“

“Later,” said Allabar.  He walked over to the door and just before he reached it, he looked back.  “You’re annoying me.  Make it tomorrow.”

“Very good, Sir,” said Chretien as the door closed behind Allabar.  He waited, unmoving for two minutes according to his phone and then sat down in an empty chair.  He scrolled through several news reports on his phone before selecting one that seemed innocuous, something about the rise in inflation rates and the cost of living, and sent a link to it to a number he had to type into his phone from memory.  The real meaning behind the message was that he had picked a side.